People are so hard on car mechanics.

Why are bakers also often hippies?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

What animal always goes to heaven?