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What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?