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When do flowers get their workout in?

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What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

What do minions always put in their salads?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

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What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?