Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?