What do you give a sick pig?
Oinkment.
Why did he change his bike's tires?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
How do billboards talk?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Where do kittens go to school?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Which dogs love to study science?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
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