Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What do you call a pile of cats?

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?