How do scientists grow fruit?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What did the painter say to the wall?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

Why did summer catch autumn?

How does the sun listen to music?

Why did the computer run out of money?