Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Why do all the planets get along?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

Why are trees always so positive?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What car always breaks the rules?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

What animal floats best?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What's a tornado's favorite game?