Which music festival was full of lumber?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Why are skeletons so calm?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

What do you get when two plants kiss?