Which insect always signs up for marching band?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

How do locomotives know where to go?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

How do you wash a lamb?