How does a witch play loud music?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

Which subject has two parts?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?