Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

How do automobiles fly?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?