What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

Why was the horse so happy?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?