What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

What vegetables make the best music?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

Why are boxers good comedians?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

Why do cows wear bells?

What do you call octopus twins?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?