Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

Why are turtles so shy?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

Which fly makes films?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Why can't you trust a pig?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?