What job did the corn on the cob get?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

Which dogs love to study science?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

I broke my finger!

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?