What's the laziest vegetable?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

What sweet treat never panics?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

What is the wealthiest fish?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?