Which parent knows if you are running late?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

Who are crows' favorite family members?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

Why don't ants get sick?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?