What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

Someone stole my mood ring!

What's the slowest 5k?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

What animal likes to party the most?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What is a table you can eat?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

How do you compliment a cat?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?