What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

Which family member has tusks?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What is another name for a cow?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What dogs are always lying to you?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?