Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

How do locomotives know where to go?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

What animal keeps up with all the trends?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

What day is your mom always right?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What is the best type of science to study with your family?

Want to hear a joke about construction?