What do you call a happy cowboy?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What does an evil hen lay?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

Where do mice leave their boats?

What do cows always add to their salad?

Where do actors go to pray?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What did one firefly say to the other?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?