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What do trees say when autumn comes?

What did summer say to spring?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What was the first animal in space?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?