Why do people always trip on September 22?

It's allergy season again?

What is the most adorable season?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

Who is friends with everyone at school?