What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

What do you call a smelly horse?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

Why did the professor write on the window?

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

How do you talk to a giant?