Why do plants hate algebra?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

Why do cows wear bells?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

What do you call an old snowman?