Why do plants hate algebra?

What math figure is also in the band?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What did summer say to spring?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

Where do surfers go to school?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?