What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

How do snowmen get information?

What do goats and moms have in common?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

How do amoebas make calls?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

Why did the body of water think so much?