What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What does the sun drink out of?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

What game do mice love to play?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

What tree has the most bark?

How can you make 7 even?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?