Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

What game do cows play at parties?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Why is grass so dangerous?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?