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Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What's the laziest vegetable?
How do you grill cheese?
Why did the echo get detention?
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How does the moon cut her hair?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What cartoon character loves insects?
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