How does the moon cut her hair?
Eclipse it.
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What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Which former US President was always cold?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
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Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
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