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What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

Why are all priests fit?

What do you call lending money to a bison?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

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