How does the moon cut her hair?
Eclipse it.
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Why did the cloud date the fog?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What snacks always have the best tan?
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