How does the moon cut her hair?
Eclipse it.
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Why did the barber win the race?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What does winter fat turn into?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
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