I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

What happens when grass goes out of town?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?