What kind of story do trees love to tell?

Where do termites go camping?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What do you call a retired cowboy?