What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

Which tree can't stop crying?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

Where do German dogs sleep?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

How do horses navigate at night?