Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

How much money does a skunk have?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What sport requires no movement at all?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

When should you start writing a book?