What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

Where do polar bears vote?

How do fleas travel?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Families are like fudge.

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?