What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

Where do vampires keep their money?

Where do chips wear socks?

What horn never makes a sound?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?