Which Count makes the best pie crust?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What animals love to close envelopes?

What's a bat's favorite game?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

What is a cow's dream job?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?