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What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

What do you call the dog magician?

How is life like toilet paper?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

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