Why did the dog put on a business suit?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

How did the tree feel in spring?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

Why did the window need an aspirin?