Why don't ostriches fly ?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?