What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What does a dolphin say when it's confused?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What car can't keep a secret?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?