What do you call a Zen egg?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

Why are skeletons so calm?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?