Why did the person sit on the clock?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

Why did the echo get detention?

Where do online shopaholics love to travel?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

Which bird would make a great farmer?