Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

What's good for both poker and theater?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

Families are like fudge.

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

Why was the storm actually calm?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What do you call a short cow?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?