How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Roman numerals, IX.
What do you call hiking college students?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
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