What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

Why are fish such good architects?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

What do you call a famous turtle?

How does dinner smell?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?