Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

Why was the mime upset?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What color are all the books in the library?

How do scientists grow fruit?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?