What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What tree has the most bark?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

How do locomotives know where to go?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?