Why do librarians never make plans?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What kind of car do eggs drive?