What does a spy do when he gets cold?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

What do you call a peanut in space?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

What does a lion call an antelope?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?