Why do baseball players always go to the park?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Why do bees buzz?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.