What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

Who is the bees' favorite singer?

What's a doll's favorite car?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?