Where does food go to take a nap?
A rest-aurant.
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do cats wear to work?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Which musician loves to make chili?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What type of car do planets buy?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
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