What do you give a sick pig?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

What's the noisiest food?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?