Where does food go to take a nap?
A rest-aurant.
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Where do hamsters come from?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
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