Where does food go to take a nap?
A rest-aurant.
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Which animals make the best football players?
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