What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What style of music weighs the most?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Which cats love to be petted?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

What's the most masculine animal?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

Where do burgers like to dance?