What do you call a pig lumberjack?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Why was the fish so smart?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

What's a cat's favorite color?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?