Where does food go to take a nap?
A rest-aurant.
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What shape has a knighthood?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What does a dog say before eating?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
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