What's the difference between people and chickens?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

Why do cows make great bakers?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?

What dish does only a baseball player use?