What do you call the king of vegetables?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

How did the vampire start his letter?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Which tree can't stop crying?

What do you call a famous turtle?