What did the wolf say to the flea?
Stop bugging me.
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
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