What ocean creature can you never see coming?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

Why did the computer run out of money?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

Why are cowboys always religious?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?