Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

When does a horse talk?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?