How do you add one to ten to get nine?

Which subject has two parts?

Why are English teachers so smart?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

What's the world's weakest animal?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

What do you call a magical reptile?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

What's black and white and red all over?