What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Numbers.
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
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