Do you have the best ceiling?
No, but it's up there.
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What's a forklift?
Where does breakfast live?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Which dog belongs in a band?
What do nosey peppers do?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
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