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Why did the bunnies go on strike?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What did autumn say to summer?

How does a barber get to work?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?