What's the opposite of irony?

Which state is the cleanest?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

I used to be addicted to not showering.