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What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

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What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

What is Yoda's® favorite movie?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

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What song does the horizon sing every morning?

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