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When should you start writing a book?

A book just fell on my head.

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

Why was the cat so small?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

How do chickens leave the highway?

Why was the fish so smart?

What day is your mom always right?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

What's a horse's favorite car?