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To the mew-seum.
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What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
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What is a table you can eat?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
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