Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What country has the most fish?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
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