Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

Why did the mare gain weight?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?

What country has the most fish?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?