What is the biggest ant in the world?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

How do chickens leave the highway?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

What do you give a sick pig?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

Why was the broom late for school?

What type of car do planets buy?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?