Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
They always hog the remote.
What kind of store would a dog own?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What car always breaks the rules?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
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