Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
They always hog the remote.
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Where do surfers go to school?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
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