Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
They always hog the remote.
What bird is losing its hair?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond⢠film?
What is a cow's dream job?
Which relative loves rice?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why can't Cinderella⢠play soccer?
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