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How do frogs get to work?

What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

Why was the bud so shy?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

What do you eat on July 5th?

Which singer could always break a five?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?