Why did the frog have a long face?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

How do you know bees have allergies?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?