Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
They always hog the remote.
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What do basketball players order at Denny's®?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
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