Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Artichokes.
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
How do you compliment a cat?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
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