Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Artichokes.
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What do fairies always drink?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
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