Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

What's the laziest vegetable?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

Why are scissors so forgiving?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What stories are told by basketball players?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?