How do you compliment a cat?
Tell them they are purrrfect.
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What horn never makes a sound?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
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