How do you compliment a cat?
Tell them they are purrrfect.
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What's the politest month?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
How does a barber get to work?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
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