What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What nationality are most fish?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

How does a barber get to work?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?