Why do porcupines always win the game?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

Why do math teachers love March?

What type of birds stay together forever?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What do cows say on NYE?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?