What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

How do fleas travel?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What animal could Noah not trust?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

How long will dinner be?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?