How do fleas travel?
Itch hiking.
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
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