How do football players deal with their problems?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

What sport requires no movement at all?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

What do fairies always drink?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

Why was the fish so smart?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?