When should baseball players wear armor?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

What animals make the best baseball players?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

Which founding father loves to sing?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What famous scientist will try anything?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

Where do German dogs sleep?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

Why can you never find the number nine?