Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

Which former US President was always cold?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

How do hurricanes see?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.