What do cats eat for breakfast?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

Why do cats love to work?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

Families are like fudge.

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?