What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

How did groundhogs get their name?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

When do astronauts eat?