Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Because talk is cheep.
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What do cows like to dance to?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
How do fall and winter say hello?
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