If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

Why are ghosts always single?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

Why did the barber win the race?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?