Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

What do you call a pile of cats?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

Do you have the best ceiling?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

People are so hard on car mechanics.