What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Why is sand so optimistic?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

How do fleas travel?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

When should you start writing a book?

Where does water do all its banking?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?