What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
They tell daaaaaaaad jokes.
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
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