What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What building always gets stains on it?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Why was the bud so shy?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

Why was the dog so popular?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What's a farmer's favorite snack?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?