Where do polar bears vote?

Which president loved to take baths?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

Why are trees always so positive?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?