Where does the president keep his razor?

Where do polar bears vote?

Which former US President was always cold?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Where do polar bears store their money?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

Which sea animal is the best with tools?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

How are teens like cats?