Where does the president keep his razor?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

What animal could Noah not trust?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?