What animal has 20/20 vision?

What dog wears contact lenses?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What do insects learn at school?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What do stars celebrate in December?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?