What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
A litter boxer.
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
How do you make a bandstand?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What do elves learn in school?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What did one plate say to the other?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
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