What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

What do stars celebrate in December?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What's a cat's favorite board game?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

Which celebrity loves to read?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?