Why do math teachers love hiking?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What vegetables make the best music?

What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

What do you call bears with no ears?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?