In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

Why do cubes make great referees?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

Why was the pirate late for work?

Why do cows make great bakers?