What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Why are computers so good at golf?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?