Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Why are English teachers so smart?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What did you learn in school today, son?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

What do cows say when you milk them?

Which animal is the most religious?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What's the loudest Christmas song?