What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

Where do snowmen go to dance?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

Why is a doctor always calm?

I'm not a bad putter.

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?