What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
A paw-n dealer!
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What do ducks have for lunch?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What did the rug say to the floor?
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How do fish watch TV shows?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
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Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
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