What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

Which animals make the best football players?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?